Trip On SGR From Nairobi To Mtito Andei Lasts 2 Hours, Test Run Reveals

Posted by Magufuli wa Kenya on Thursday, March 9, 2017 at 9:20 am

A test run on the Standard Gauge Railway revealed that commuters will spend at least two hours to travel from Nairobi to Mtito Andei. The Wednesday trip started in Nairobi at 9.30am and the train, without making a stop, arrived in Mtito Andei at 11.30am. Mtito Andei intermediate station is the midpoint of the 472-kilometre […]


PRESS RELEASE: Margaret Kenyatta cancels first lady half marathon over politics

Posted by Group Kenya on Saturday, February 4, 2017 at 5:52 pm

MESSAGE FROM HER EXCELLENCY THE FIRST LADY BEYOND ZERO MARATHON 2017 CANCELLED Four years I ago, I asked Kenyans to join me on a journey: a marathon to end maternal and child mortality across the country. Over the last four years, we have worked together—we have run together bonded by our shared conviction that no […]


STATEMENT: IEBC cancels registration verification as serious flaws emerge in voters register

Posted by Group Kenya on Saturday, January 21, 2017 at 9:10 am

MY STATEMENT ON THE INTEGRITY OF THE IEBC VOTER REGISTRATION PROCESS Ladies and Gentlemen, Our attention is drawn to a press statement issued by Mr. Andrew Limo, Communications Manager, on behalf of the IEBC yesterday, Thursday, January 19, 2017. In this statement, the Commission formally acknowledges the occurrence of serious flaws in the voter register […]


Duale urges Somalis to evict Kambas from Garissa ahead of 2017 poll

Posted by Group Kenya on Thursday, January 5, 2017 at 2:47 pm

An audio record has emerged of Jubilee Party Member of Parliament inciting his electorate to get rid of a tribe from their home town. In the audio, Duale is heard calling for the mobilization of youth to get rid of the Kamba people because they are outsiders and cannot be allowed to vote in Garissa. […]


The long-running conspiracy against the peoples of Kenya, a criminal state

Posted by Prezo Nazlin Umar on Wednesday, January 4, 2017 at 4:26 pm

In 1964 immediately after independence, the Independent Parliament amended the Constitution to make Kenya a Republic, and the Majimbo system was heavily eroded. Power was concentrated in the presidency and Jomo Kenyatta Created the basis of a single-party system. Between 1964 and 1991, successive amendments to the constitution, sought and did achieve to recreate the […]


Is Raila Odinga involved in South Sudan conflicts? Here are the facts

Posted by Group Kenya on Tuesday, January 3, 2017 at 12:26 pm

A fake blog has stated that CORD leader Raila is directly involved in the South Sudan conflict, which has existed for decades and claimed lives of millions of people. But according to highly placed personality close to Raila Odinga, the trending news have no basis and can be classified as “Fake News”. The blog,which Alexa […]


Desperate state of the Kenyan citizenry

Posted by Group Kenya on Monday, January 2, 2017 at 7:41 pm

Kenyans are so desperate for performing ministers and leaders such that when it appears Dr. Matiang’i is trying what he should and paid to do. Some Kenyans overate him, a sign of hopeless and a desire for true working leaders. Let Kenyans know that the fact that CS Matiang’i has reduced cheating, even though is […]


List of Kenyan universities that could be converted to polytechnics

Posted by Group Kenya on Monday, January 2, 2017 at 7:11 pm

Matiang’i taking his revolution to Universities. Start packing as early as possible if you are schooling in the following blacklisted Universities which will be converted into polytechnics. 1. Kibabi University College 2. Kirinyaga University 3. Maasai Mara University 4. Machakos University 5. Murang’a University 6. Rongo University 7. South Eastern Kenya University 8. Taita Taveta […]


Compiled tweets on CS Fred Matiangi

Posted by Group Kenya on Friday, December 30, 2016 at 7:14 pm

1. Matiangi can vie for presidency and win when Raila and Uhuru are still fighting on whether to use manual or electronic devices #KCSE2016 2. CS Fred Matiangi has set a record of being the only CS whose trended twice in a year and not for CORRUPTION! 3. Give MATIANGI the health sector,, he will […]


Scam in the name of job opportunities at Royal Media Services

Posted by Group Kenya on Tuesday, December 27, 2016 at 12:31 pm

Let’s do some first calculation here, Royal Media Services are seeking to recruit some agents all over the country which is very good, now let’s know whether SK Macharia is in business of exploiting the vulnerable Kenyans or whether he intends to create jobs for them. To apply and be shortlisted, one have to pay […]


Fake Chinese rice and how to identify it

Posted by Group Kenya on Saturday, December 24, 2016 at 2:39 pm

It is no more a secret that China has become a paradise for fake products and forgery. However, what is not yet known to many, is how dangerous and often deadly some of these toxic products from China can be. Unfortunately, since the Chinese government started its recent ideological journey, which leads to a systematic […]


OPINION: Doctors vs teachers strike and why some teachers could be irredeemably stupid

Posted by Group Kenya on Tuesday, December 6, 2016 at 3:40 pm

1. I have not heard “Can’t pay, won’t pay”. 2. I have not heard, “Mnataka niwape damu yangu jameni? ” 3. I haven’t heard, “Mnionyeshe huo mti wa kuchuna pesa hata mimi nichune”. 4. I haven’t heard that medics are working with the opposition to bring down the govt. 5. I haven’t heard anybody lecturing […]


OPINION: Jubilee expects Raila to tame corruption in the counties

Posted by Group Kenya on Thursday, November 24, 2016 at 6:22 pm

It’s strange how the Jubilee deacons and high priests of corruption want Raila to tame corruption in county governments. This got me thinking whether Raila runs an anti-corruption, private intelligence or military unit parallel to those under Jubilee. Are our constitutional offices operated by Jubilee or do they work for Raila? Who then is mandated […]


Stop calling your significant other “Bae”

Posted by Group Kenya on Thursday, November 24, 2016 at 5:58 pm

After an extensive search and research below are the right meanings of the term #Bae less informed and confused “Baes” have been misusing this term for quite some time. 1. #Bae is a Danish word for poop, also used by people on the internet who think it means baby, sweetie etcetera. 2. #Bae – Biggest […]


OPINION: Whatever happened to Gospel music

Posted by Group Kenya on Wednesday, November 23, 2016 at 2:55 pm

Friends, Strangers, dolls and gents; Every single one of you 😔 I just listened to the new “Tiga wana” song by Willy Paul – Now “Willy Pozze” and Size 8. I wish I had not clicked the play button on YouTube. I have a question though, What is gospel music? If you have listened to […]


Man Wins Ksh 22 Million Jackpot..Then Sportpesa Does This To Him (Photos)

Posted by Magufuli wa Kenya on Thursday, November 17, 2016 at 5:18 pm

– A middle-aged man is the latest winner of KSh 22 million Sportpesa jackpot – Check how Sportpesa treated him after the win A middle-aged man from Lessos area in Nandi county is the latest millionaire in town after bagging himself KSh 22 million Sportpesa jackpot. Shadrack Kitur, an electronics repairer, was presented with the […]


The fate of undergraduates. Open letter to Kenyan potential employers

Posted by Group Kenya on Wednesday, November 16, 2016 at 11:35 am

Dear Employers, Cc: Job Seekers; Undergraduates; Graduates “We” are writing this benign letter to you for the sake of us and the upcoming learners to justify our degree honours and not honorary degrees. We are certified professionals with verified documents good enough to secure professional jobs. Spending circa 18 years going through 8:4:4 system is […]


Space Lounge Raided By City Askaris In Night Swoop – PHOTOS

Posted by Magufuli wa Kenya on Thursday, November 10, 2016 at 2:08 pm

Nairobi City Council officials on Wednesday night stormed into a popular city night club, chased away revelers and carted away virtually everything inside the joint. The askaris, who were accompanied by a contingent of heavily armed police, raided the Space Bar Lounge & Grill on Ngong Road after receiving complaints of extreme noise pollution from […]


HUMOUR: Letter to Luos in the US of A following Donald Trumps electoral victory

Posted by Group Kenya on Wednesday, November 9, 2016 at 8:33 pm

Dear Luos in the Diaspora, You thought you escaped our corruption, our tribalism, our unemployment, our money laundering scandals by bleaching, changing your names, going to Amerka and speaking with your nose donge? Have you packed your bags already? Because Misee Donald Trump pia doesn’t look like anapenda ojinga. We still remember you with your […]


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