During an English lesson, the teacher instructed us to write a composition.
Assume you are in a war, write a story on your experience?
I didn’t write anything and kept seated. the teacher got puzzled, walked to my desk and asked me why I was not writing. I replied, “Teacher, I got killed immediately…”
Mi sipendi ujinga.
Al-Shabaab, Al-Qaeda… kidogo kidogo nikakutana na kundi lingine la kigaidi shuleni inaitwa Al-Gebra. Ndio maana niliacha shule.
Juu sipendangi ujinga
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Fruits pia hazipendi ujinga pia
Apple: I look like the human heart.
Mango: I look like the stomach.
Grapes: I look like the eyes.
Banana: Please, please, please, change the topic.