#Social Media

Mama Abby finally speaks: DP Ruto changed his phone number after abandoning me

Posted by Group Kenya on Friday, February 3, 2017 at 3:17 pm

In a statement reportedly published by the lady who sued Ruto for neglecting his parental responsibilities, Prica Jemutai has stated that Ruto completely abandoned her and dismissed the DP’s claim that he sends her upkeep money. The statement reads (quoted as published): “Facts are stubborn, depute president supported me all through my pregnancy till i […]

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Is Raila Odinga involved in South Sudan conflicts? Here are the facts

Posted by Group Kenya on Tuesday, January 3, 2017 at 12:26 pm

A fake blog has stated that CORD leader Raila is directly involved in the South Sudan conflict, which has existed for decades and claimed lives of millions of people. But according to highly placed personality close to Raila Odinga, the trending news have no basis and can be classified as “Fake News”. The blog,which Alexa […]

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Desperate state of the Kenyan citizenry

Posted by Group Kenya on Monday, January 2, 2017 at 7:41 pm

Kenyans are so desperate for performing ministers and leaders such that when it appears Dr. Matiang’i is trying what he should and paid to do. Some Kenyans overate him, a sign of hopeless and a desire for true working leaders. Let Kenyans know that the fact that CS Matiang’i has reduced cheating, even though is […]

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Compiled tweets on CS Fred Matiangi

Posted by Group Kenya on Friday, December 30, 2016 at 7:14 pm

1. Matiangi can vie for presidency and win when Raila and Uhuru are still fighting on whether to use manual or electronic devices #KCSE2016 2. CS Fred Matiangi has set a record of being the only CS whose trended twice in a year and not for CORRUPTION! 3. Give MATIANGI the health sector,, he will […]

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Yesu Shuka Sasa! Meet the super-hot 18 year old girl who is selling her virginity for a mind-blowing 109 MILLION Kshs

Posted by Madebe on Thursday, December 1, 2016 at 12:17 pm

Since the dawn of time, men have paid a pretty dime for a roll in the sack with the ladies of the night; it’s now wonder it’s called the oldest trade Now there is a fairly new wave that is catching fire, that of selling your virginity online to the highest bidder for a specific […]

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Types of users you will find on Facebook. Which are you?

Posted by Group Kenya on Saturday, November 19, 2016 at 6:56 pm

1) The “Lurker” – Never posts anything or comments on your post, but reads everything, and might make reference to your status if they see you in public. 2) The “Hyena” – Doesn’t ever really say anything, just LOLs and LMAOs at everything. 3) “Mr/Ms Popular” – Has 4367 friends for NO reason. 4) The […]

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ILLUMINATI: Criminals using social media to con Kenyans of their money

Posted by Group Kenya on Wednesday, November 16, 2016 at 1:36 pm

There has been a rising trend on Kenyan social media avenues where unsuspecting Kenyans are lured by promises of quick riches. The operatives of these poorly organized schemes claim they are agents of a sect calling itself Illuminati and promise that they will help burdened poor Kenyans join the sect where they will have unlimited […]

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HUMOUR: Letter to Luos in the US of A following Donald Trumps electoral victory

Posted by Group Kenya on Wednesday, November 9, 2016 at 8:33 pm

Dear Luos in the Diaspora, You thought you escaped our corruption, our tribalism, our unemployment, our money laundering scandals by bleaching, changing your names, going to Amerka and speaking with your nose donge? Have you packed your bags already? Because Misee Donald Trump pia doesn’t look like anapenda ojinga. We still remember you with your […]

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Social media users mock TB Joshua for prophesying that Hillary Clinton will win US election

Posted by Group Kenya on Wednesday, November 9, 2016 at 7:42 pm

Social media users have mocked Nigerian prophet TB Joshua following his inaccurate prophecy regarding the winner of the just ended United States elections. The Synagogue Church of nations (SCOAN) founder predicted early this week that Democrats leader Hillary Clinton would win the US presidential election in a “narrow victory” against her Republican rival Donald Trump. […]

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Dear digital generation, cheating is not only about sex

Posted by Group Kenya on Friday, October 7, 2016 at 8:38 pm

Dear digital generation in this era of social media, cheating is not only about sex. Cheating is also conversing with someone else 24/7 yet you are married or dating, wishing them Goodmorning, Good lunch, Goodevening yet claiming ni salamu tu. (just greetings and nothing more) Cheating is having coffee with another man who likes you […]

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Yet still, there are only two categories of Kenyans. Wale wanakula nyama, halafu na wale wa kumeza mate

Posted by Group Kenya on Wednesday, October 5, 2016 at 6:50 pm

1. Kula nyama 2. Meza mate Nyama inayoliwa ni : 3 Billion NYS looting, 215 Billion Eurobond theft , 15 Billion El Nino Funds, 3 Billion Women and Youth Fund FRAUD, Tribalism in Employment cabinet , diplomat, Parastetals CEOs, 1.5 Billion overpriced SGR Fraud and County hospital equipment lease fraud. Wanaomeza Mate : Cancer patients, […]

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Boniface Mwangi dares DP Ruto to meet him in court over tweet linking Ruto to the murder of Jacob Juma

Posted by Group Kenya on Wednesday, October 5, 2016 at 6:22 pm

Dear Mr Kilukumi, Re: Alleged Libelous tweet and DP Ruto’s threat to sue Boniface Mwangi We refer to your letter dated 30th September 2016 bearing reference KK/GEN/DP/006/2016 addressed to our client Boniface Mwangi in which you give notice that unless our client publishes an immediate retraction, correction and apology to Deputy President William Ruto over […]

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You need to be careful on the web. A must read if you have a social media account, and online friends

Posted by Group Kenya on Monday, September 19, 2016 at 10:15 am

Not everyone on the web are real and not all online friends are humans. Some are ghosts. Some are from the coast. Some are dead. Some are living. Some are fraudsters. Some are armed robbers. Some are money ritualists. Some are spies. Some are wizards. Some are witches. Some are deadly as vipers. Some are […]

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Why men of the Generation-Y millenium should spend less on their women

Posted by Group Kenya on Sunday, September 18, 2016 at 6:23 pm

A). From a technological point of view: Ladies are Malicious programs (Virus) so Guys nowadays Encrypt their wallets and pockets with strong passwords to deny hackers from sending viruses which is costly. Smart technology phased out writing letters on papers which involved buying papers & envelopes, now you just seat on Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp etc […]

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Why Kalenjins love the brown leather jacket

Posted by Group Kenya on Wednesday, September 7, 2016 at 12:45 pm

1. It is expensive and is seen as a class on it’s own (costs over KES 2000) 2. It is favorable for both cold and warm conditions, wet or dry too. 3. Cannot get dirty easily and is easy to clean. Just wipe the fabric and it is good as new. 4. It matches perfectly […]

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Re-thinking the Uthamaki mentality, Kenyan billionaire cartels and political propaganda

Posted by Group Kenya on Wednesday, September 7, 2016 at 12:25 pm

I heard a phrase recently which says that ‘Uthamaki ni witu, thamaki ni ciao.’ meaning that the kingdom is ours and fish belong to them and laughed by myself. There is always a bitter rivalry between two communities in Kenya namely Kikuyu and Luos. Obviously, when this propaganda phrase was created and said that the […]

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James Smart: From Korogocho slums to the pinacle of Kenyan media

Posted by Group Kenya on Thursday, September 1, 2016 at 5:10 pm

I was born and brought up in Korogocho slums, in an area called Highridge B. I was raised by my grandparents. We used to live in a ten by ten shanty house. During the rainy season we had to shift the position of our beds because there were so many leaks on the roof. We […]

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KNOW YOUR GOD: Welcome to Africa, where typing Amen to a post makes you a billionaire

Posted by Group Kenya on Sunday, August 28, 2016 at 7:12 pm

♻ Welcome to Africa where typing Amen to a Pastor’s prayers on Facebook will save you from your village witches and make you a billionaire. ♻ Welcome to Africa where Jesus Christ sends you a Whatsapp message and threatens to kill you if you do not send it to 20 people. ♻ The most Annoying […]

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HUMOUR: 8 Interesting facts you may not know about Paul Pogba of Manchester United

Posted by Group Kenya on Saturday, August 20, 2016 at 1:39 pm

(1) When pogba was 3 years he had 8 legs and octopus had 2, so he gave octopus 6 of his legs. (2) At 8 months, jogging up and down Mount Everest every morning was his hobby. (3) He was to be born twins but he came out first and closed his mother’s womb, the […]

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