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Knut wants 2016 KCSE results cancelled

Posted by Group Kenya on Saturday, January 7, 2017 at 1:17 pm

The Kenya National Union of Teachers (Knut) wants results for all the 574,125 candidates who sat last year’s Kenya Certificate of Secondary Education (KCSE) examinations recalled immediately. The trade union has stated that after several days of investigations and consultation with examiners deployed to administer and mark the examinations, it is convinced that due process […]

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Differences between men and women

Posted by Joseph Strong on Thursday, January 5, 2017 at 10:26 am

1. A man will pay Kshs. 1000 for a Kshs. 500 item he wants. A woman will pay Kshs. 500 for a Kshs. 1000 item that she doesn’t want. 2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 3. A […]

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List of Kenyan universities that could be converted to polytechnics

Posted by Group Kenya on Monday, January 2, 2017 at 7:11 pm

Matiang’i taking his revolution to Universities. Start packing as early as possible if you are schooling in the following blacklisted Universities which will be converted into polytechnics. 1. Kibabi University College 2. Kirinyaga University 3. Maasai Mara University 4. Machakos University 5. Murang’a University 6. Rongo University 7. South Eastern Kenya University 8. Taita Taveta […]

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Matiang’i should be fired and arrested, writes Paul Kimetto

Posted by Group Kenya on Friday, December 30, 2016 at 7:25 pm

If you look at KCSE 2016 Performance, you will be bewildered to say the least, just imagine out of a whole 577,000+ Candidates, 88,000+ will join University, Where will the 490,000+ students Go? Education sector lately has been a one Man show, led by one drama queen, which is costing Every kenyan a lot. Matiangi, […]

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Compiled tweets on CS Fred Matiangi

Posted by Group Kenya on Friday, December 30, 2016 at 7:14 pm

1. Matiangi can vie for presidency and win when Raila and Uhuru are still fighting on whether to use manual or electronic devices #KCSE2016 2. CS Fred Matiangi has set a record of being the only CS whose trended twice in a year and not for CORRUPTION! 3. Give MATIANGI the health sector,, he will […]

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Top 50 schools in Kenya KCSE 2016 results

Posted by Group Kenya on Thursday, December 29, 2016 at 9:13 pm

1. ALLIANCE HIGH SCHOOL National 276 A- 81.783 KIAMBU 2. MOI HIGH KABARAK Private 272 A- 79.862 NAKURU 3. PRECIOUS B. RIRUTA County 135 A- 79.604 NAIROBI 4. KAPSABET BOYS National 249 A- 79.062 NANDI 5. MASENO SCHOOL National 237 A- 78.701 KISUMU 6. MOLO ACADEMY County 50 A- 77.270 NAKURU 7. STRATHMORE SCHOOL Private […]

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OPINION: Doctors vs teachers strike and why some teachers could be irredeemably stupid

Posted by Group Kenya on Tuesday, December 6, 2016 at 3:40 pm

1. I have not heard “Can’t pay, won’t pay”. 2. I have not heard, “Mnataka niwape damu yangu jameni? ” 3. I haven’t heard, “Mnionyeshe huo mti wa kuchuna pesa hata mimi nichune”. 4. I haven’t heard that medics are working with the opposition to bring down the govt. 5. I haven’t heard anybody lecturing […]

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Uganda is shutting down schools funded by Mark Zuckerberg, Bill Gates

Posted by Group Kenya on Sunday, November 27, 2016 at 8:51 pm

A legal tug-of-war between Ugandan authorities and a for-profit international chain of schools has led to the education provider being ordered to shut down in a matter of weeks, leaving the lives of thousands of pupils in limbo. Uganda’s High Court has described the Bridge International Academies (BIA) — which is funded by the likes […]

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You might be eating meat or swallowing saliva, but under desperate economic situations, what’s the difference

Posted by Group Kenya on Friday, November 25, 2016 at 1:46 pm

Mutahi Ngunyi: “What our brothers and sisters from central need is Not Uhuru Kenyatta, but a government responsive of their needs. Itumbi and Kuria, telling a jobless graduate from central kenya, whose family took out loans to subsidize HELB and send him to school, only for him to stand at the street corner holding a […]

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Stop calling your significant other “Bae”

Posted by Group Kenya on Thursday, November 24, 2016 at 5:58 pm

After an extensive search and research below are the right meanings of the term #Bae less informed and confused “Baes” have been misusing this term for quite some time. 1. #Bae is a Danish word for poop, also used by people on the internet who think it means baby, sweetie etcetera. 2. #Bae – Biggest […]

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ILLUMINATI: Criminals using social media to con Kenyans of their money

Posted by Group Kenya on Wednesday, November 16, 2016 at 1:36 pm

There has been a rising trend on Kenyan social media avenues where unsuspecting Kenyans are lured by promises of quick riches. The operatives of these poorly organized schemes claim they are agents of a sect calling itself Illuminati and promise that they will help burdened poor Kenyans join the sect where they will have unlimited […]

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RELATIONSHIPS: I’m pregnant for my married boss. How do I confront him without losing my job?

Posted by Group Kenya on Sunday, November 6, 2016 at 2:08 pm

My colleague Violet is in a serious mess. Read below her predicament and please advice her. What happens when a relationship that was meant to be purely professional turns romantic? What happens when the person you are supposed to respect more than anyone else makes it hard to do so? Imagine a situation where you […]

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Class 8 Girl Dies Shortly After KCPE Exam, Doctors Reveal Shocking Details

Posted by Magufuli wa Kenya on Friday, November 4, 2016 at 1:47 pm

In one of the saddest incidents, a Kenya Certificate of Primary Education (KCPE) candidate died on Wednesday after sitting for her Mathematics and English papers on Tuesday in Samburu County. The 14-year old girl, who was in Girgir Boarding Primary School, started complaining of stomach ache and began bleeding profusely before she was rushed to […]

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Open letter from a desperate graduate to President Kenyatta on unemployment

Posted by Group Kenya on Tuesday, October 18, 2016 at 12:17 pm

Your Excellency, I am writing you this letter accompanied with deep emotional frustrations as a graduate who has been desperately looking for a job for more than a year and a half now but to no avail. Sir, making this an open letter is the only effective option I have got in bringing this to […]

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Chemistry teachers wakikatiana

Posted by Group Kenya on Monday, September 26, 2016 at 4:11 pm

KACHERO : Baby gal, are you an atom (single) LADY : Yes, a free atom of valency 1 (very reactive and easily irritated on water and fears bathing because water reacts with her skin.) KACHERO : Thats scary and explosive. LADY : Just kidding. I am of valency 4. If you lose me I neither […]

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The elected leaders in Eldoret may could be right in demonstrating against the appointment of the Vice chancellor, Moi University

Posted by Group Kenya on Wednesday, September 21, 2016 at 11:40 am

I believe as elected leaders ,HE Mandagor and HE Tolgos and area Mps has a right to air the views of those they represent. Am not saying they are right on their demands but then again lets go through the list of VCs in Kenya : 1. Maseno university (nyanza)….. Prof.Julius omondi nyabundi.(Kisii) 2.Masinde Muliro […]

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MY STORY: Dropping out of school, shattered dreams and a bleak dreary future

Posted by Group Kenya on Monday, September 19, 2016 at 9:53 am

I am a second year BCOM student at Chuka University. I dropped out of University because of parental negligence. I was sent away from on January, 2016, denied right to food, shelter, education and parental care. My rights were violated when my father tortured and injured me with the help of another man whom he […]

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DATING ADVICE: It is not about trading your body for money, gifts and flattery

Posted by Group Kenya on Monday, September 19, 2016 at 9:26 am

Let’s clear some of the major misconceptions about dating. The art of dating means studying someone you have seen as a potential for marriage. This process is very important and acts as the foundation of relationships which lead to marriage. Again, because some people are not real and can change after a time, dating offers […]

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Why men of the Generation-Y millenium should spend less on their women

Posted by Group Kenya on Sunday, September 18, 2016 at 6:23 pm

A). From a technological point of view: Ladies are Malicious programs (Virus) so Guys nowadays Encrypt their wallets and pockets with strong passwords to deny hackers from sending viruses which is costly. Smart technology phased out writing letters on papers which involved buying papers & envelopes, now you just seat on Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp etc […]

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James Smart: From Korogocho slums to the pinacle of Kenyan media

Posted by Group Kenya on Thursday, September 1, 2016 at 5:10 pm

I was born and brought up in Korogocho slums, in an area called Highridge B. I was raised by my grandparents. We used to live in a ten by ten shanty house. During the rainy season we had to shift the position of our beds because there were so many leaks on the roof. We […]

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