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Knut wants 2016 KCSE results cancelled

Posted by Group Kenya on Saturday, January 7, 2017 at 1:17 pm

The Kenya National Union of Teachers (Knut) wants results for all the 574,125 candidates who sat last year’s Kenya Certificate of Secondary Education (KCSE) examinations recalled immediately. The trade union has stated that after several days of investigations and consultation with examiners deployed to administer and mark the examinations, it is convinced that due process […]

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Differences between men and women

Posted by Joseph Strong on Thursday, January 5, 2017 at 10:26 am

1. A man will pay Kshs. 1000 for a Kshs. 500 item he wants. A woman will pay Kshs. 500 for a Kshs. 1000 item that she doesn’t want. 2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 3. A […]

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List of Kenyan universities that could be converted to polytechnics

Posted by Group Kenya on Monday, January 2, 2017 at 7:11 pm

Matiang’i taking his revolution to Universities. Start packing as early as possible if you are schooling in the following blacklisted Universities which will be converted into polytechnics. 1. Kibabi University College 2. Kirinyaga University 3. Maasai Mara University 4. Machakos University 5. Murang’a University 6. Rongo University 7. South Eastern Kenya University 8. Taita Taveta […]

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Matiang’i should be fired and arrested, writes Paul Kimetto

Posted by Group Kenya on Friday, December 30, 2016 at 7:25 pm

If you look at KCSE 2016 Performance, you will be bewildered to say the least, just imagine out of a whole 577,000+ Candidates, 88,000+ will join University, Where will the 490,000+ students Go? Education sector lately has been a one Man show, led by one drama queen, which is costing Every kenyan a lot. Matiangi, […]

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Compiled tweets on CS Fred Matiangi

Posted by Group Kenya on Friday, December 30, 2016 at 7:14 pm

1. Matiangi can vie for presidency and win when Raila and Uhuru are still fighting on whether to use manual or electronic devices #KCSE2016 2. CS Fred Matiangi has set a record of being the only CS whose trended twice in a year and not for CORRUPTION! 3. Give MATIANGI the health sector,, he will […]

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Top 50 schools in Kenya KCSE 2016 results

Posted by Group Kenya on Thursday, December 29, 2016 at 9:13 pm

1. ALLIANCE HIGH SCHOOL National 276 A- 81.783 KIAMBU 2. MOI HIGH KABARAK Private 272 A- 79.862 NAKURU 3. PRECIOUS B. RIRUTA County 135 A- 79.604 NAIROBI 4. KAPSABET BOYS National 249 A- 79.062 NANDI 5. MASENO SCHOOL National 237 A- 78.701 KISUMU 6. MOLO ACADEMY County 50 A- 77.270 NAKURU 7. STRATHMORE SCHOOL Private […]

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KCSE results 2016: Number of As drop to 141 from 2,685 in 2015

Posted by Group Kenya on Thursday, December 29, 2016 at 5:41 pm

The 2016 KCSE examination results show a drop in the overall grades. Releasing the 2016 KCSE results at Shimo La Tewa in Mombasa today, Education Cabinet Secretary Dr Fred Matiang’i there was a significant drop in the number of top grades achieved in the 2016 KCSE. “There were only 141 (0.02 per cent) candidates who […]

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Scam in the name of job opportunities at Royal Media Services

Posted by Group Kenya on Tuesday, December 27, 2016 at 12:31 pm

Let’s do some first calculation here, Royal Media Services are seeking to recruit some agents all over the country which is very good, now let’s know whether SK Macharia is in business of exploiting the vulnerable Kenyans or whether he intends to create jobs for them. To apply and be shortlisted, one have to pay […]

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OPINION: Doctors vs teachers strike and why some teachers could be irredeemably stupid

Posted by Group Kenya on Tuesday, December 6, 2016 at 3:40 pm

1. I have not heard “Can’t pay, won’t pay”. 2. I have not heard, “Mnataka niwape damu yangu jameni? ” 3. I haven’t heard, “Mnionyeshe huo mti wa kuchuna pesa hata mimi nichune”. 4. I haven’t heard that medics are working with the opposition to bring down the govt. 5. I haven’t heard anybody lecturing […]

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Uganda is shutting down schools funded by Mark Zuckerberg, Bill Gates

Posted by Group Kenya on Sunday, November 27, 2016 at 8:51 pm

A legal tug-of-war between Ugandan authorities and a for-profit international chain of schools has led to the education provider being ordered to shut down in a matter of weeks, leaving the lives of thousands of pupils in limbo. Uganda’s High Court has described the Bridge International Academies (BIA) — which is funded by the likes […]

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You might be eating meat or swallowing saliva, but under desperate economic situations, what’s the difference

Posted by Group Kenya on Friday, November 25, 2016 at 1:46 pm

Mutahi Ngunyi: “What our brothers and sisters from central need is Not Uhuru Kenyatta, but a government responsive of their needs. Itumbi and Kuria, telling a jobless graduate from central kenya, whose family took out loans to subsidize HELB and send him to school, only for him to stand at the street corner holding a […]

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Stop calling your significant other “Bae”

Posted by Group Kenya on Thursday, November 24, 2016 at 5:58 pm

After an extensive search and research below are the right meanings of the term #Bae less informed and confused “Baes” have been misusing this term for quite some time. 1. #Bae is a Danish word for poop, also used by people on the internet who think it means baby, sweetie etcetera. 2. #Bae – Biggest […]

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ILLUMINATI: Criminals using social media to con Kenyans of their money

Posted by Group Kenya on Wednesday, November 16, 2016 at 1:36 pm

There has been a rising trend on Kenyan social media avenues where unsuspecting Kenyans are lured by promises of quick riches. The operatives of these poorly organized schemes claim they are agents of a sect calling itself Illuminati and promise that they will help burdened poor Kenyans join the sect where they will have unlimited […]

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The fate of undergraduates. Open letter to Kenyan potential employers

Posted by Group Kenya on Wednesday, November 16, 2016 at 11:35 am

Dear Employers, Cc: Job Seekers; Undergraduates; Graduates “We” are writing this benign letter to you for the sake of us and the upcoming learners to justify our degree honours and not honorary degrees. We are certified professionals with verified documents good enough to secure professional jobs. Spending circa 18 years going through 8:4:4 system is […]

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26-year-old Student Shortlisted for IEBC Chairman Post

Posted by Magufuli wa Kenya on Thursday, November 10, 2016 at 5:37 pm

A 26-year-old student is among the 13 candidates who have been shortlisted for the position of IEBC chairperson. The shortlisting was done by the IEBC selection committee that is chaired by Bernadette Musundi and comprises representatives from the clergy and the main political coalitions. The young candidate, Vincent Opar, is a former Kenyatta University (KU) […]

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HUMOUR: Letter to Luos in the US of A following Donald Trumps electoral victory

Posted by Group Kenya on Wednesday, November 9, 2016 at 8:33 pm

Dear Luos in the Diaspora, You thought you escaped our corruption, our tribalism, our unemployment, our money laundering scandals by bleaching, changing your names, going to Amerka and speaking with your nose donge? Have you packed your bags already? Because Misee Donald Trump pia doesn’t look like anapenda ojinga. We still remember you with your […]

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RELATIONSHIPS: I’m pregnant for my married boss. How do I confront him without losing my job?

Posted by Group Kenya on Sunday, November 6, 2016 at 2:08 pm

My colleague Violet is in a serious mess. Read below her predicament and please advice her. What happens when a relationship that was meant to be purely professional turns romantic? What happens when the person you are supposed to respect more than anyone else makes it hard to do so? Imagine a situation where you […]

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How I used Witchcraft To Bed City Tycoons and Top Government Officials and Infected them.

Posted by Magufuli wa Kenya on Wednesday, October 26, 2016 at 2:27 pm

Kilimani Mums, a group of ‘independent’ women in Nairobi depict a rotten society amongst some Nairobi women. The women hiding under a self help group and a pillar for women empowerment has shocking secrets. A reformed Nairobi prostitute has confessed and given touching story about the prostitution life,how she was initiated and how finally left […]

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Detectives Bust University Student with Stolen Sh20 Million

Posted by Magufuli wa Kenya on Saturday, October 22, 2016 at 10:50 pm

A third year university student has found himself on the wrong side of the law after he allegedly stole a whopping Sh33 million from his employer. Jack Ouma Omollo, a student at Jaramogi Oginga Odinga University was arraigned in a Bondo court on Friday where he was charged with “stealing by servant, contrary to section […]

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Open letter from a desperate graduate to President Kenyatta on unemployment

Posted by Group Kenya on Tuesday, October 18, 2016 at 12:17 pm

Your Excellency, I am writing you this letter accompanied with deep emotional frustrations as a graduate who has been desperately looking for a job for more than a year and a half now but to no avail. Sir, making this an open letter is the only effective option I have got in bringing this to […]

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